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Church Van Contraband

from The Joys of Employment by Vulture Shit

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lyrics

You kids like fireworks?

You want some porn or some cheap smokes?
I don’t check ID
After youth group or behind the high school
Just look for the van with the logo of the Holy Redeemer

Church van contraband got what you need
Church van contraband nothing is free

I don’t believe in Jesus Christ
But he helps me every day
Cuz when the pigs see “Church Van”
You know they look the other way the other way every time

Church van contraband got what you need
Church van contraband nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free no

My mom thinks I’m a youth pastor
My friends think that I’m a bastard
My dad thinks I love my job
My girl thinks that I’m a slob
The pigs think I’m a good citizen
The priest thinks I’m a good Christian
The kids know that I’m the man
I’ll sell you anything out of the back of my van

Church van contraband
Nothing is free
No! Nothing

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from The Joys of Employment, released February 20, 2014

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Vox: Randy Vandal
Drums: Mike D.
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