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The Joys of Employment

by Vulture Shit

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Wanna put some money on it? A thousand dollars sounds fine I like the game to mean something And win it, and win it, and win it I never talk business Before the back nine How are the wife and kids? Just fine, just fine, just fine, just fine? Gonna bend you over stuff your face in the grass I never lose a game and I never lose cash It's a pleasure doing business when the pleasure's all mine I'm never over par with a deal on the line Your supplier's a piece of shit Fucking me at fifty-five Yeah I know he's a cousin of yours He's family, he's family, he's family You been working on your putt? Yeah, I can tell So you gonna sell or what? We want it, we want it, we want it Cha-ching!
2.
Sweat Lodge 01:16
It must be like a thousand degrees Sweat pools beneath my back, between my knees If I could open the window there might be a breeze If I could move at all I'd tear myself free I can't stand it it’s so hot in here it’s like a sweat lodge, baby I can't stand it it’s so hot in here it’s like a sweat lodge No one visits me anymore Only nurses coming through that door The man on TV says there's snow outside this room Two months trapped in my plaster tomb I won’t fix, my bones won’t repair My skin is crawling and I can’t feel the air can’t feel the air
3.
All day All night Cold calls All right I work From home Use my Own phone You can't have it all At least that's what they say They're all liars, they're all liars, look at me today! Don't rent I own My lawn Gets mowed People work For me They make Me free I love my job
4.
Church Van Contraband (free) 01:27
You kids like fireworks? You want some porn or some cheap smokes? I don’t check ID After youth group or behind the high school Just look for the van with the logo of the Holy Redeemer Church van contraband got what you need Church van contraband nothing is free I don’t believe in Jesus Christ But he helps me every day Cuz when the pigs see “Church Van” You know they look the other way the other way every time Church van contraband got what you need Church van contraband nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free nothing is free no My mom thinks I’m a youth pastor My friends think that I’m a bastard My dad thinks I love my job My girl thinks that I’m a slob The pigs think I’m a good citizen The priest thinks I’m a good Christian The kids know that I’m the man I’ll sell you anything out of the back of my van Church van contraband Nothing is free No! Nothing
5.
Everything we do, we do for God Gabe's a member of our family His favorite color's blue And the angels love him just as much as we do We keep him in a jar on the mantle And celebrate every birthday The kids think of him as a brother He's not a fetus, not a fetus, he's a real boy I love him so much I love him so much I love him so much That's my little guy The lord giveth and He taketh away But Gabe He took too soon I know He just wanted him close to His bosom And I love ‘em both, I love ‘em both, I love ‘em both, I love ‘em both If I could have one miracle If I could have just one prayer answered If I could have him back for just, for just, for just one hour He's hanging out in heaven with Jesus now I keep a photo of him in my wallet

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Money Fire Records
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released February 20, 2014

Written and Performed by Vulture Shit
Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by John Meredith at Mollusk Studio
Art by Alex Crocetti

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Vulture Shit Brooklyn, New York

Brooklyn band. Often loud.

Vox: Randy Vandal
Drums: Mike D.
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