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I Love the Way He Touches His Computer

by Vulture Shit

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Power on I love the way he touches his computer I love to watch the way he strokes his keys I'd love it if he stroked my keyboard that way I'd love if he went online on his knees Navigate Control alt delete Put your finger on the button Real life can't compete Manipulate Click scroll shout Hard drive's overheating Time is running out I love the way he touches his computer I love the way his hand moves on his mouse I love the blue glare on his ergonomic chair I love these bushes here outside his house Monitor Open application Lay me down across the keys Total supplication Monitor Don’t answer the phone We don’t have much time left I can see your daughter coming home I love the way I love the way I love the way he touches his computer I love the way I love the way I love the way he touches his computer I love the way I love the way I love the way he touches his computer I love the way I love the way I love the way you touch your computer Control alt delete Lay me down across the keys Life is complete Monitor We're all alone I love the way you touch I wish someone would touch me
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Knock knock knock hi ma'am want some knives yes you do yes you do Oh hi ma'am I couldn't help but notice what a lovely little town you've got here such a lovely little town with your lovely little park in the summertime in the summertime do you have barbecues in the park of course you have barbecues you love America well when you're eating the meat how ya gonna cut the meat you're gonna need a knife Cut through a tomato Chop chop chop Cut through an onion Chop chop chop Cut through a melon Chop chop chop Cut through a burger Chop chop chop Oh hi sir hi sir I've got a good deal for you today I've got a suitcase full of knives I've got all kinds of knives kitchen knives butcher knives paring knives this is triple-folded Japanese steel this shit'll cut through anything Cut the tension Chop chop chop Cut the boredom Chop chop chop Cut through the loneliness Chop chop chop Cut me a deal Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop Every table needs a knife Every table needs a knife Cut through your boring life Every table needs a knife Chop chop
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FRANTIC FOOLISH GOING TO A PARTY JUMPING BOUNCING BASH YOUR HEAD TO DANCE MATING CRIES TONGUES CURSING LOUDLY PUKING SLIPPING TUMBLE DRY CRAWLING MATING ROACHES ON THE SWARM BUY IT FALL IN HOLLOWED HEADS ALL BOWING HUNG JURY CALL THE GUILLOTINE JUSTICE SERVICE FAST AND CLEAN TIME MARCHING WHAT A THRILL HOURS DWINDLE GET YOUR FILL YOU'RE NOTHING GOING DOWN AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR TO SEE THAT THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING IN THIS MIGHTY JUNGLE MOUNDS OF BROKEN GLASS LOST LUSCIOUS LUSTY INDUSTRY WICKED MILQUETOASTS FORNICATING LOUDLY BUT IT FALL IN SAVE YOUR ASS AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR TO SEE THAT THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING IN THIS TOWN PIGS SHOOING FLIES COP SWATTERS FRESH WATER NO MORE HIGH TIDES SMELL SULFUR METERS OF GRIME MISADVENTURE WE'RE ALL SWINE! WE'RE ALL SWINE! YOU'RE NOTHING GOING DOWN AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR TO SEE THAT THERE'S A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHING IN THIS TOWN
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Area Dads 02:06
Area dads say, "Go to the ice cream truck, get me a Choco Taco" Area dads say, "Respect your mother, you can't yell at her" Area dads say, "Get off the TV, there’s football on" Area dads say, "Go to your room" (No) Go to your room Go to your room Go to your room Go to your room Go to your room Area dads say, "You can't touch yourself like that in public" Area dads have had it up to here with your bullshit Area dads say, "Cut your hair, shave your face" Area dads say, "Get a job" (No) Get a job Get a job Get a job Get a job Get a job Area dads say, "You gonna clean up that fucking mess in the basement? You know we’re only letting you live here out of the kindness of our hearts, you know it stresses out your mother that you don’t have a job, you don’t have a life, we know you’ve been smoking pot, you’re twenty-three years old, why’d we send you to college, just so you could come home and smoke pot in the basement? You know what? You know what?" Area dads say, "Get out of my house" (No) Get out of my house Get out of my house Get out of my house Get out of my house Get out of my house

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released May 15, 2012

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Vulture Shit Brooklyn, New York

Brooklyn band. Often loud.

Vox: Randy Vandal
Drums: Mike D.
Bass: Mike B.

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